ENGLISH AS SHE IS SPOKE!!
Future Duke. “What are you goin’ to do this mornin’ eh?”
Future Earl. “Oh, I dunno. Rot about, I s’pose, as usual.”
Future Duke. “Oh, but I say, that’s so rotten.”
Future Earl. “Well, what else is there to do, you rotter?”
THE “BOOK TEA”
Scene—The Drawing-rooms of No. 1 and No. 2, Upperten Mansions, S.W.
First Lady (entering). Here I am! I am sure you won’t guess who I am. See, the American Banner and the Union Jack. I represent “Under Two Flags.”
First Hostess. Oh, how clever! But we shall have Mr. Smith here presently, and he is sure to come in something quite new.