Hostess. “I’ve got such a cold to-day. I feel quite stupid!”

Prize Idiot (calling). “I’ve got a bad cold too; but I don’t feel particularly stupid!”

Hostess. “Ah, I see you’re not quite yourself!


“FLATTERING UNCTION”

Mrs. Noovoriche. “Yes, my dears, I gave a hundred guineas for this gown! Pretty figure, isn’t it?”—Chorus (after due inspection). “Simply awful!