OFFENDED DIGNITY
Small Swell (who has just finished a quadrille). “H’m, thank goodness, that’s over! Don’t give me your bread and butter misses to dance with. I like your grown women of the world!”—(N.B. The bread and butter miss has asked him how old he was, and when he went back to school.)
QUITE ANOTHER THING
“You must remember her. I introduced you at my ‘At Home.’”
“You introduced me to so many people, how can I remember?”
“But she was wearing——” (Describes the costume minutely.)