You’re pretty, Miss Kitty, and dainty and slim,

And graceful indeed is your mien;

Your eyes are as bright and your ankle as trim

As any the writer has seen.

Your curly brown locks, which invite a caress,

Would make any artist rejoice;

But you’ve one little fault, even I must confess,

And that’s your Society voice.

When I asked you to wed me a fortnight ago

At Mrs. De Jenkynson’s ball,