A Frugal Mind.—She. “And don’t forget to order six dozen of the very driest champagne you can get, for our dance on Tuesday next.”
He. “But the ladies, as a rule, don’t like very dry champagne.”
She. “No, love, they don’t. Neither do the waiters!”
Le Monde où l’on s’amuse.—She. “I want you to come and dine with me, but I suppose you are so much engaged just now. How many deep?”
He. “I really don’t know. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof.”
THE TRIALS OF A DEBUTANTE