A Frugal Mind.—She. “And don’t forget to order six dozen of the very driest champagne you can get, for our dance on Tuesday next.”

He. “But the ladies, as a rule, don’t like very dry champagne.”

She. “No, love, they don’t. Neither do the waiters!”


Le Monde où l’on s’amuse.—She. “I want you to come and dine with me, but I suppose you are so much engaged just now. How many deep?”

He. “I really don’t know. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof.”


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