FEMININE AMENITIES
Visitor. “Your governess seems very good-natured.”
Lady of the House. “Yes, poor thing, her father lost a lot of money, so I took her as governess for the children.”
Visitor. “Poor, poor thing! Isn’t it terrible how unfortunate some people are!”
FELINE AMENITIES
“How kind of you to call—I’m so sorry to have kept you waiting!”