EN PASSANT
He. “That’s that ass, Bounderson, isn’t it? He should have been drowned as a puppy!”
She. “There’s time enough yet, isn’t there?”
Fair Girl (on sofa, to her neighbour during New Year’s Eve Festivity). “How delightful it must be for you, Mrs. Featherstone, to hear all the dear Professor’s lectures!”
Mrs. Featherstone. “Oh, I never hear his lectures. But he’ll have to hear one of mine to-night!”