Shopman. “Here! Hi! Are you his Grace the Duke of Bayswater?”

Magnificent Flunkey. “I ham!


A REASON FOR CALLING

Visitor (naïvely). “Well, I certainly never dreamt I should find you at home on such a lovely afternoon as this!


FOR CHARITY’S SAKE

Scene—The Park. Time—The Fashionable Morning Hour. Lui and Elle discovered enjoying a causerie.

Elle. Oh, it will be quite gay! Admission five guineas and ten pounds a seat at the tea-tables. The Organising Committee have rented the Anthropological Gardens.