"Falls of Foyers."—A correspondent writes:—"I have seen a good many letters in the Times, headed 'The Falls of the Foyers.' Here and abroad I have seen many Foyers, and only fell down once. This was at the Théâtre Francais, where the Foyer is kept highly polished, or used to be so. If the Foyers are carpeted or matted, there need be no 'Falls.'"
Yours,
Common Sense."
"WINGED"
First Gael. "What's the matter, Tonal?"
Second ditto (who had been out with Old Briggs). "Matter! Hur legs is full o' shoots".