"THE LAND OF LORN"
It has drizzled incessantly, for a fortnight, since the Smiths came down to their charming villa at Braebogie, in Argyleshire.
Keeper (who has come up to say the boat is ready on the loch, if "they're for fushin' the day"). "Eh! I should na wonder if this weather tur-rns ta rain!!"
LOCAL
Sunday Morning
Tourist (staying at the Glenmulctem Hotel—dubiously). "Can I—ah—have a boat?"