A plague on the Highlands! to think of

The heat that but lately we banned;

Oh! what would we give for a blink of

The bright sunny side of the Strand!

To think there are folk that still revel

In Summer, and fling themselves down,

In the Park, or St. James? What the d——

Possessed us to hurry from town?


"Out of Tune and Harsh."—First Elder (at the Kirk "Skellin'"). "Did ye hear Dougal? More snorin' in the sermon?"