A BLANK DAY
The Keeper (to Brown, who rents the forest). "Doon wi' ye! Doon wi' ye! Get ahint a stang!"
Brown (out of temper—he had been "stalking" about all the morning, and missed several times). "Yes, it's all very well to say 'Get behind a stone.' But show me one!—show me one!!"
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Mr. Punch passes a night at McGillie Cullum Castle. | The Laird, as a delicate compliment, serenades him. |