"UNCO CANNY"

Noble Sportsman. "Missed, eh?"

Cautious Keeper. "Weel, a' wadna gang quite sae faur as to say that; but a' doot ye hay'na exactly hit."


THE SONG OF THE SCOTCH TOURIST

Those Scotch hotels! Those Scotch hotels

Are fit for princes and for swells;

But their high charges don't agree

With humbler travellers like me.