HIS IDEA OF IT
Native. "Is 't no a daft-like place this tae be takin' a view? There's no naething tae be seen for the trees. Noo, if ye was tae gang tae the tap o' Knockcreggan, that wad set ye fine! Ye can see five coonties frae there!"
TOURING IN THE HIGHLANDS
"Hullo, Sandy! Why haven't you cleaned my carriage, as I told you last night?"
"Hech, sir, what for would it need washing? It will be just the same when you'll be using it again!"