Inhabitant of Uist. "I say, they'll pe speaking fa-ar petter English in Uist than in Styornaway."
Lass of the Lewis. "Put in Styornaway they'll not pe caa-in' fush 'feesh,' whatefer!"
GUILDERSTEIN IN THE HIGHLANDS
Guilderstein. "Missed again! And dat fellow, Hoggenheimer, comin'on Monday too! Why did I not wire to Leadenhall for an 'aunch, as Betty told me!"
