Mr. Punch in the Highlands - Unknown

Mrs. G. "We must leave this horrible place, dear. The keeper has just told me there is disease on the moor. Good gracious, the boys might take it!"

Dougal (with all his native contempt for the Londoner). "Aye, mon, an' he's no a bad shot?"

Davie. "'Deed an' he's a verra guid shot."

Dougal. "Hech! it's an awfu' peetie he's a Londoner!"