EXPERTO CREDE

Tourist (on approaching hostelry). "What will you have, coachman?"

Driver. "A wee drap whuskey, sir, thank you."

Tourist. "All right I'll get down and send it out to you."

Driver. "Na, na, gie me the saxpence. They'll gie you an unco sma' gless!"


A LAMENT FROM THE NORTH