THE WATER TEST
Whip (bringing on tail hounds, in the rear of the field.) "Hulloah! Who've you got there?"
Runner (who has just assisted sportsman out of a muddy ditch.) "Dunno. Can't tell till we've washed 'im down a bit!"
MOST UNFORTUNATE
Horrible catastrophe which happened to Captain Fussey (our ladies' man) on his arrival at the opening meet. New coat, new boots, new horse, new everything! Hard luck!