Huntsman. "If he'd been in a pint pot, ye jolly soon would!"


HIS LITTLE DODGE

First Hunting Man (having observed the ticket with "K" on it in his friend's hat.) "I didn't know that old gee of yours was a kicker. He looks quiet enough."

Second Hunting Man. "Well, he isn't really. I only wear the "K" to make people give me more room!"