“TURNING HIS FLANK”
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Legal Distinction.—Q. What is the difference between attorney and counsel?
A. One is a lawyer, and the other a jawyer.
“TURNING HIS FLANK”
Mr. Brisket (the butcher). “Good morning, Mr. Chattles! You’re a lawyer, and I want your advice. What can I do with a man whose dog steals some meat from my shop?”
Mr. Chattles (the lawyer). “Demand the value, or summon the owner.”