Wit. Don’t bully me, sir! I am here to answer any questions you like to put, always supposing that you have any worth answering.

Coun. But come—surely you ought to——

Wit. I am not here to learn my duty from you, sir. You don’t know your subject, sir. How long have you been called?

Coun. I decline to reply.

Judge (to Counsel). Now you had really better be careful. I wish to treat the Bar with every respect, but if you waste any more time I shall feel strongly inclined to bring your conduct before your Benchers.

Wit. You hear what his lordship says. What are you going to do next?

Coun. (confused). I don’t know.

Wit. (to Jury). He doesn’t know! I needn’t stay here any longer.

[“Stands” down.

Judge (to Jury). May I ask you, gentlemen, how you consider this case is being conducted?