But welcome, bar maid! hail to thee!

Bright be thy lot and griefless!

And may thy portion never be,

Like this poor writer’s, briefless.


The Eye of the Law.—Policeman’s bull’s-eye.


More than a Miracle.—When a prisoner is “taken from the dock unmoved.”


Song for Magistrates.—“Let us speak of a man as we’ve fined him.”