Which barristers can ne’er control,

When thou art like to help their brief.

The farce-wright’s and the jester’s theme

In many a joke, on many a stage,

Thou moisten’st Chitty’s arid theme,

And Blackstone’s dry and dreary page.

That very lawyer, who a tear

Can shed, as from the bosom’s source,

With feeling equally sincere,

Could weep on t’other side—of course.