Police!—What tune would a person whistle who had been stealing milk? “Robin Adair,” eh? (Robin’ a dairy!!!)


The Force of Contradiction can no further go.—To make a will is the wont of every prudent man.


Definition of the Bar (by an unlucky suitor).—Silk, stuff, and nonsense.


LITIGATION

Litigation—

To the lawyers brings elation,

To the clients consternation,