Wit at a Disadvantage.—“Well, Jackson, you are always here for being drunk, so I shall fine you five shillings.”
“Not got a penny, your worshup.”
“Not a penny, sir!”
“I got only coppers,—‘hot coppers,’ your worshup.”
[He was most promptly and most properly locked up.
The Rule of the Road.—Query (from a correspondent).—When a street runs into another street, what is the remedy at law?
The Answer.—Consult a solicitor.