Calais.—Barred by the Channel passage.
Dieppe.—Journey there literally a "toss-up."
Ems.—In the sere and yellow leaf.
Florence.—Paintings anticipated by photography.
Geneva.—Can get watches nowadays elsewhere.
Heidelberg.—Castle too "personally conducted."
Interlaken.—Jungfrau monotonous.
Jerusalem.—Looks better on paper.
Kissingen.—Fallen off since Sheridan's days.
Lucerne.—Lion in stone too irritating.