Custom-House Officer. "Now, then, got anything contraband about ye?"
Mate. "'Got 'bout bot'l and half brandy; but I'll defy ye to take it fro' me!"
WHERE TO GO
Antwerp—if you are not tired of Exhibitions.
Boulogne—if you don't mind the mud of the port.
Cologne—if you are not particular about the comfort of your nose.
Dieppe—if you like bathing in the foreign fashion.