[Apropos of a correspondence in the Daily Graphic]
Mrs. Grundy rules the waves,
With Britons for her slaves—
They're fearful to disport themselves,
Unless the sexes sort themselves
And take their bathing, sadly, for French gaiety depraves (!)
'Tis time no more were seen
The out-of-date "machine";
Away with that monstrosity
Of prudish ponderosity—