tical, ask ancient ladies, once the Damsels of Dieppe.
To Intending Tourists.—"Where shall we go?" All depends on the "coin of 'vantage." Switzerland? Question of money. Motto.—"Point d'argent point de Suisse."
At Interlachen.—Cockney Tourist to Perfect Stranger. Must 'ave been a 'ard frost 'ere last night, sir.
Perfect Stranger (startled). Dear me! Why?
Cockney Tourist. Why, look at the top of that there 'ill, sir (points to the Jung Frau). Ain't it covered with snow!
