'ARRY IN SWITZERLAND
Dear Charlie,—You heard as I'd left good old England agen, I'll be bound.
Not for Parry alone, mate, this time—I've bin doing the Reglar Swiss Round.
Mong Blong, Mare de Glass, and all that, Charlie—guess it's a sight you'd enjoy
To see 'Arry, the Hislington Masher, togged out as a Merry Swiss Boy.
'Tis a bit of a stretch from the "Hangel," a jolly long journey by rail.
But I made myself haffable like; I'd got hup on the toppingest scale;
Shammy-hunter at Ashley's not in it with me, I can tell yer, old chap;
And the way as the passengers stared at me showed I wos fair on the rap.