"'E DUNNO OÙ IL EST!"

Passenger from London (as the train runs into the Gare du Nord, Paris). "Oh—er—I say—er—garsong! Kel ay le nomme du set plass?"

SUR LA PLAGE

AN OLD FASHIONED WATERING-PLACE

Sur la Plage! and here are dresses, shining eyes, and golden tresses,

Which the cynic sometimes guesses are not quite devoid of art;

There's much polyglottic chatter 'mid the folks that group and scatter,