Of ev'ry ledge.
How can I scan with rapt enthusiasm
These Alpine heights, when balanced à la Blondin,
While you survey with bird's-eye view each chasm?
I cry Eyupp! Avanti!—you respond in
Attempts straightway to improvise a "chute"
For me, you brute!
Basta! per Bacco! I'll no longer straddle
(With cramp in each adductor and extensor)