Muddy Milan, we must part,

I shall gladly say good-bye,

Pack, and pay my little bill—an

Artless thing—and leave you, Milan.


At Boulogne.—Ted (to 'Arry). What's the meaning of "avis" on those placards?

'Arry. There's a question from a feller as 'as studied Latin with me at the Board School! 'Ave you forgotten all about the black swan? It's a notice about birds, of course!