Aunt Jemima (blue ribbon). "There, coshay. This is pour voomaym—sankont sonteems! But it's a peurmanger, you know—not a pour boire!!"
ENGLISH AS SHE IS WRIT
Intending English visitors to Spa, who may wish to become, temporarily, members of the Cercle des Étrangers, will be pleased with the following courteous circular:—
"Casino de Spa, Cercle des Étrangers.
"M.,—In polite replying of your esteemed letter of the —— I will hasten to send you a statute of the 'Cercle des Étrangers' with a formulary at this annexed.
"Please to send us the formulary back, as soon as possible, the formalities for the reception as member wanting two days time.
"We dare inform you that only those persons are allowed to go into the drawing-rooms of the Casino, which previously have fulfilled the prescribed formalities of admittance.
"With the greatest respects