Volo Episcopari.

Festive Middy. "I say, guv'nor! I think you must rather like being Bishop here!"

His Lordship. "Well, my boy, I hope I do! But why do you ask?"

Festive Middy. "Oh, I've just been taking a walk through the city,—and I say!—there is an uncommonly good-looking lot o' girls about, and no mistake!"


A Nasty One.

Colonel Smithson (of the Poonah Marines). "By the way, my boy at Sandhurst hopes to get into your regiment some day."