With the Union Jack at the fore!
"Used to it!"
Officer at firing-point (who thinks that it's raining). "Sergeant Mauchline, hadn't you better wear your greatcoat till it's your turn to fire?" Sergeant Mauchline (frae the "Land of Lorne"). "Hoo! Nothe noo! I'll pit it on when it comes wat!"
DO'S AND DONT'S FOR VOLUNTEERS
1. Don't go to camp. But if you do,