DISAGREEABLE TRUTH

Soldier. "Now, then! You must move away from here."

Rude Boy. "Ah! But you mustn't, old feller!"


Euphemistic.

Colonel. "I've never met with a smarter drill than yourself, sergeant, or one more thoroughly up to all his duties; but you've one most objectionable habit, and that is your constant use of bad language, and swearing at the men."

Sergeant. "Sir, perhaps I am a little sarcashtic!"