Invalid-Chair Attendant. "If you should have a fancy for any partickler party, I can easily bump 'em."
Miss Binns (breathless, hurrying to catch London train after week-end trip). "Can you please tell me the exact time?"
Old Salt. "'Alf ebb."
A MOUNTAIN RAMBLER
(By a Returned Traveller)
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