Impressions on my heart by memories of that pretty little Frenchwoman I travelled with from Turin.

Impressions on my feet by her sweet little bottines.

Impression on my mind, after Mrs. P. detected those bottines too near my boots, that it would be better not to be so susceptible another time.


Thought By A Tourist.—Too many Cook's Excursionists spoil the table d'hôte.


THE RULING PASSION

Customs Official. "Have you anything to declare?"