Miss-guided folks in Paris.—Evidently those who are personally conducted by "Lady Guides."
"BY THE CARD"
Pedestrian. "How far is it to Sludgecombe, boy?"
Boy. "Why, 'bout twenty 'underd theausan' mild 'f y' goo 's y'are agooin' now, an' 'bout half a mild 'f you turn right reaound an' goo t'other way!!"
