While you are hiring tiny rooms at many pounds a week,

And huddle there and watch parades that run with rain, and reek,

Contrast my cheerful aspect with your discontented looks,

As here I stay at ease among my pictures and my books.

Here in the trains the traveller can now find ample space,

Enjoying elbow-room without a struggle for a place:

The choicest dishes are not "off" at half-past one to lunch,

And no one spoils our appetite with—"After you with Punch!"

The dainty shops of Regent Street teem with their treasures still,

The Park with all its beauties we can now enjoy at will;