NOSÉ IN EGITTO; OR, AUTOMOBILITY IN THE LAND OF THE SPHINX.
"One touch of Punch makes the whole world kin."
A question of Proportion.
Colonel Peppercorn (who is touring in France with a hired chauffeur and car, which has broken down). "Confound it all, you say it's nothing? Then why don't you repair it?"
Alphonse Legros. "Mais, monsieur, pas possible, he break below! I cannot arrive there! He is only quinze centimètres from ze ground; but me—voilà—I have one mètre round ze chest!"