Toper Minor. "I know, ol' f'ler. You mean Philipoppoppo—poppo——"

Toper Major. "Thatsh it—shame place. Have 'nother bo'l!"

[They drink.


NOT SO PRETTY IN ENGLISH

(Three Friends meet at Monte Carlo.)

First Friend. No, I'm not staying here. Just run over from Canes.

Second F. And I from Fat.

Third F. And I'm with my people at Chin.

[We presume the travellers referred to Cannes, Grasse, and Menton.—Ed.]