AN APPRECIATION
(Train entering Venice)
Fair American. "Waal, I guess this is where the Adriatic slops over!"
SUMMER RESORTS
Dreardon-cum-Slooze.
Spring weather, in pleasing variety of sun and snow-shower, now prevails in this highly fla—favoured locality. Mr. Josiah Jorker, Chairman of the Rural District Council here, has bought four black Berkshire pigs, and to lean over the yard gate and inspect them is now a regular afternoon occupation. Discussion as to their merits runs high amongst our local magnates. Situate as this health-giving village is, it offers to the tired brain-worker complete rest, as there is no railway station within six miles, and only the day-before-yesterday's newspaper is obtainable.
Chawboodlecum.