Beginner (excitedly, the first shot at the end of a blank morning). "How's that, John?"

John. "Well, ye seem to 'ave 'it 'im, sir!"

ON A DANGEROUS SHOT

(By Mr. Punch's Vagrant)

He seemed an inoffensive man

When first I saw him on the stubble;

Made on the self-same sporting plan

As those who shoot with ease or trouble!