"THE GLORIOUS FIRST"
Young Newstyle (justly indignant, to Squire Oldacres). "There!—'Knew how it would be when you would bring out those beastly dogs. Always in the way, hang 'em!"
Brotherly Candour.—Jack (to lady, come out to lunch). "Are you coming with the guns this afternoon, Miss Maud?"
Miss Maud. "I would, but I don't think I should like to see a lot of poor birds shot!"