"Pheasant-shooting in some districts will suffer through lack of birds. The wet weather has been fatal to the young broods."—Shooting Reports.
Head Keeper (on the First). "Werry sorry, my lord, but this 'ere's th' on'y one as we've manisht to rare. Will I put it up for your lordship?"
Beater (to hare that refuses to leave her form). "Get oop, ye lazy little beggar an' join in t' spoort!"
