Mr. O'Fluke (whose shooting has been a bit wild). "Very odd, Robins, that I don't hit anything?"
Robins (dodging muzzle). "Ah, but a'm afeard it's ower good luck to continue, sir!"
MR. TUBBING'S SHOOTING PONY
Mr. Tubbing--Now my boy, this beats walking. Oh yes,the man I had him from said he has been very perfectly trained.
But alas for the veracity of horse dealers
