Wet and Dry.—Careful Wife. "Are you very wet, dear?"
Ardent Angler (turning up his flask). "No, dry as a lime-kiln—haven't had a drop these two hours!
Dry-Fly Entomology.—(Scene—The banks of a Hampshire stream in the grayling season). Angler (the rise having abruptly ceased). "I think they're taking a siesta, Thompson."
Keeper. "I dessay they are, sir, but any other fly with a touch o' red in it would do as well."