P.J. "Perch?"
P.S. "No!"
P.J. "What sport, then?"
P.S. "Why, keeping clear of the weeds!"
Teaching the Teacher.—New Curate. "Now, boy, if, in defiance of that notice, I were to bathe here, what do you suppose would happen?"
Boy. "You'd come out a great lot dirtier than you went in!"